|Monday, June 9th, 2008|
|Sunday, November 5th, 2006|
my hard drive will occasionally make funny clicky noises. and then sometimes it will shut down after having done so for a while. what do i do?
|Tuesday, June 27th, 2006|
guess who is going to paris for a runway show tomorrow?
yeah um it's me.
no, no, he hasn't done it for a while.
yeah, he's pretty good.
yeah, i know. yeah. it's pretty wild. i guess it just comes in the family.
no, he really doesn't get many jobs anymore.
yeah. well... yeah.
oh, that's fun.
well, yeah, i don't know.
|Tuesday, March 7th, 2006|
Trip Report: Washing mouth out with 7 mL Listerine after eating bag of Sea Salt and Vinegar Kettle Chips
1:50 PM- Man, these chips are making me thirsty. Oh well, I'll still eat the whole bag.
11:30 PM- I should brush my teeth before I go to bed.
11:40 PM- Oh yeah, Listerine should get rid of the chip gunk!
11:41 PM- (whilst sipping) Wait-- chemistry!
11:41:08 PM- ACK ACK ACK PAIN PAIN PAIN
|Sunday, February 19th, 2006|
|I feel really nice right now
I just realized that I have integrity, class, and wit. That makes me feel really good. All of those are values I have wanted to reach in my life, and they are now a reality.
|Tuesday, November 29th, 2005|
|Measure for Measure Act IV Scene II
Pompey: painting, sir, i have heard say, is a mystery; and your whores, sir, being members of my occupation, using painting, do prove my occupation a mystery; but what mystery there should be in hanging, if I should be hang'd, I cannot imagine
Abhorson: Sir, it is a mystery
Look it up yourself!!
i sure hope that i was not the first person to catch that reference, and i suspected it, and i toiled through the riverside shakespeare, but now i have proof positive!!
also: lolita is the funniest book ever and now i have [creepy points]++
|Sunday, November 27th, 2005|
RICH, WHY AM I A HORRIBLE PERSON?
(also, any other folks can use this post as an opportunity to show me my faults, so that they may be corrected)
|Monday, November 21st, 2005|
Do you want to make more money?
|Rules of LiveJournal Conduct
LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT:
BY REPLYING TO THIS YOU ENTER A DEAL STATING THAT YOU WILL NEVER BREAK THESE RULES IN YOUR OWN LIVEJOURNAL:
I. Never edit a post after more than 24 hours. EXCEPTIONS INCLUDE:
A- Poor grammar and spelling EXCEPTION:
1. If someone has made fun of said errors in a reply.
B- If content has been promised to be added.
II. Never have more than 2 Quizzes on your first page at one time.
III. Never break a promise to readers (I.E. Not adding information promised to be added)
IV. This is a stupid post, forget I ever made it.
|Monday, November 14th, 2005|
ARGH DON'T READ THIS THERE ARE NO JOKES CONTAINED WITHIN: People who take more than one livejournal quiz every 2 months bother me. People whose entire livejournals are quizzes legitimately depress me. If you're reading this, you're probably awesome
, so thanks for that. Also, I've just been in a really good mood recently, and I just realized why: No responsibility has made me pretty happy.
Jokes to ease the pain of reading that:
WHOA WHOA WHOA NEWS REPORT: ABRAHAM IS GOING CRAZY
|Friday, November 4th, 2005|
My LiveJournal has pretty much been relocated to whatever my current away message is (if I am away). I might post something here if necessary, but you will find a (perhaps riddlesque) answer to the eternal question of "What is Nick doing right now?" WHO KNOWS FOR SURE?
|Monday, October 31st, 2005|
SHUT UP ABOUT FIREFOX, OKAY?? JUST SHUT THE HECK UP!
CRAM IT UP YOUR BUTTS!
hahahaha happy halloween. hope yours is/was as good as you hoped!
also: Your password is too easy to guess. It's recommended that you change it, otherwise you risk having your journal hijacked. Visit http://www.livejournal.com/changepassword.bml
to change your password.
|Thursday, October 27th, 2005|
The play is awesome!!
Come see it!!
|Tuesday, October 18th, 2005|
I don't even know why, but I feel really sick. Like I'm going to throw up. Oh man. (author almost threw up between these sentences) I'll keep you posted.
|Sunday, October 16th, 2005|
|Monday, October 10th, 2005|
|Life Report: 10/10/05
As a preface to this entry, have you ever seen that episode of Doug where he has to write a paper on Silt in one night because he spent his whole weekend playing Super Pretendo? I am in that very situation. I spent the whole weekend at parties and playing Gamecube, and now I have one night to do a powerpoint presentation on how important Boron is to people in their biological systems. Here's a hint: It isn't.
(18:12:30) Me: Do you know anything exciting about Boron?
(18:12:38) Somebody Else: It sounds like moron
These exciting adventures never really end. News flashes: I made the Improv troupe, I beat MGS3, Killer7 is awesome, something else which I don't want to talk about in this journal because it would seem like bragging (I guess you could post about it if you wanted to), and Choir is awesomazing. Nobody really cares about these anyway. These are pretty much more for my sake than yours, but if you're interested in what I've been up to, you can ask me here. It's all good.
EDIT: This will be the funniest thing I have ever made. I will post it later. Current Mood: none
|Sunday, October 2nd, 2005|
|Saturday, October 1st, 2005|
|Happy Fiscal New Year!
Post all of your Fiscal New Year's resolutions in this little area of my Journal! Current Mood: Stumbling about the foggy nigh
|Tuesday, September 27th, 2005|
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over Germany?
A: Because if they did, they'd be HEGELS!!! Current Mood: butts
|Sunday, September 18th, 2005|
This is a double purpose entry. Purpose one is to say that Big Trouble in Little China is easily the 2nd best movie I have ever seen. Purpose 2 is to ask you guys some questions: #1
being "What movie is that 'Garbage Day' scene from?" and #2
, Could somebody tell me what a lond is? I really want to know both answers.